I had a dream...

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Spurs v Liverpool.

All we need to do is draw and we are the champions. I go to the pub to watch it, the place is packed with people eager to see if we can do it. You can see how tense the players faces look, its like the world cup final, the hairs on my neck are standing up, i cant watch.
Despite the nerves we create the better chances, theres a scramble in the box i am sure we have scored but no it didnt cross the line, then Berbatov off the bar, Jol looks at the floor biting his teeth together then starts willign us on.
The game is too tight its surley going to finsh 0-0, then a mistake by Zokora in the middle, the ball falls striaght to Gerrard who plays in Torres one on one, round Robinson, NOOOO!
Goal, Silence.... everyone just stands their speachless, even the commentator and Liverpool fans feel for us. Jol looks to the sky. My heart is in my mouth then i wake in a sweat.
Well i did tell you it was a dream, my stupid brain!

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not entirely on topic.
but nevertheless a moment that will live on in my heart and mind forever.

a friend of mine and I were stood conversing in my kitchen, when my brother sashayed in and in one almighty belch spoke thusly:

"I'll have a big mac, large fries and a chocolate milkshake please"

and then sashayed out.

I was struck dumb.

I have since attempted to recreate the feat, but the best I have been able to achieve has been a thunderous "SILENCE!"

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