Daily Slices of My Web Adventure

Happy New Year

2010-01-01T14:47:00.001Z

Happy New Year, originally uploaded by Doxieone.

the return of...........

2009-12-28T18:22:00.001Z

the return of..........., originally uploaded by robbo wrh pfb wd.

Dubious Robbo v Banksy conspiracy

BBC News - Close-Up: Berlin's obsession with currywurst

2009-12-14T00:51:00.002Z

BBC News - Close-Up: Berlin's obsession with currywurst: "currywurst"

A currywurst is a hot pork sausage cut into slices, covered in curry sauce and curry powder. And it is a national obsession, eaten as a take-away or street food all over Germany - and particularly in Berlin, where it was believed to have been invented.

WTF?

2009-12-13T01:42:00.001Z

WTF?, originally uploaded by Andy Wilkes.

YouTube - Hawaii Parkour Mascot - Unleashed HD

2009-12-11T02:17:00.000Z

YouTube - Hawaii Parkour Mascot - Unleashed HD

Fast Asleep

2009-12-05T01:17:00.001Z

Fast Asleep, originally uploaded by gary8345.

Hot, with a retro Dunlop bag... :]

WEDINATOR – Trashing Your Special Day Is Our Prime Directive

2009-10-13T13:19:00.000+01:00

WEDINATOR – Trashing Your Special Day Is Our Prime Directive

Gold on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

2009-10-04T20:20:00.000+01:00

Gold on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Motorway Exposure

2009-09-20T15:01:00.001+01:00

Motorway Exposure, originally uploaded by Andy Wilkes.

An early evening slow exposure shot of the M1 motorway, heading North out of London Just before Junction 5 and the M25.

Drew after the paint.

2009-08-21T03:02:00.001+01:00

Drew after the paint., originally uploaded by Andy Wilkes.

My Famous 5 !

2009-08-20T13:06:00.001+01:00

My Famous 5 !, originally uploaded by Andy Wilkes.

SANO??? - Graffitti

2009-06-30T15:43:00.001+01:00

SANO??? - Graffitti, originally uploaded by Andy Wilkes.

See what It looked like in February 2009 here:

www.flickr.com/photos/andywilkes/3358487236/

The Wilkes Blog: Stranded at Gatwick Airport.

2009-02-07T15:09:00.000Z

The Wilkes Blog: Stranded at Gatwick Airport.

Mutant Mugshots 2

2008-07-13T22:00:00.001+01:00

Mutant Mugshots, originally uploaded by Andy Wilkes.

Mutant Mugshots 1

2008-07-13T21:58:00.001+01:00

Mutant Mugshots, originally uploaded by Andy Wilkes.

Drew Laughs

2008-07-08T23:28:00.001+01:00

Drew Laughs
Originally uploaded by Andy Wilkes

Caught on CCTV

2008-06-04T22:38:00.001+01:00

Caught on CCTV, originally uploaded by Andy Wilkes.

Favourite Books

2008-05-19T22:36:00.003+01:00

b3ta - QOTW

"Prezza" By John Prescott
It's a rollercoaster ride of fun, frolics, politics, self-induced vomiting, barely coherent sentences, cuckoldry, all steeped in pseudo-believable quasi-socialist politics.

There are many snippets of this tome which caused me to seriously rethink my life, here are a selection of the best.

1. When talking about his eating disorder, Prescott observes.
"I was in the Golden Buddah in Whitechapel. Having eaten my way through 36 courses, I was tempted with the deep fried apple fritters in lard, but settled for a wafer thin mint. Then I was overcome with the urge to purge myself of all this avarace to which I had partaken. I remember stumbling semi-coherently to the toilets, and choosing a cubicle near the window. Once safely ensconced within, I inserted my burly digits into my cavernous mouth and pressed them to their target.
It would be an understatement to suggest that the ensuing tsunami of semi-digested Eastern Fayre was of gargantuan proportions. Lets just say that once I filled the pan to the brim, I hastily moved onto the next cubicle and filled that one too."

A lesson there for everyone, I feel.

2. On his affair with Tracey Temple..
"She was lying prostrate on my desk, legs akimbo, skirt hitched up around her waist, her hairy haven glistening in the half light like a badly packed kebab.
I resisted the urge to pop out for a greek sandwich and after 15 minutes of searching for my manhood under half a ton of blubber, grasped the old chap firmly betwixt thumb and forefinger and pressed him to his goal. She moaned and writhed under me, so I transferred my not inconsiderable bulk off of her and onto the desk and she was able to breathe again.
'Is it in yet?' She enquired.

JEXUUU

2008-05-19T01:43:00.002+01:00

S8300982, originally uploaded by jexuuu.

The smell of innocence

2008-03-31T09:03:00.001+01:00

The smell of innocence, originally uploaded by Andy Wilkes.

Smelling the last of the Spring Daffodills

http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywilkes/

Mind the Gap

2008-03-19T23:14:00.001Z

Mind the Gap, originally uploaded by Andy Wilkes.

Remember to wash your hands

2008-01-11T14:16:00.001Z

Remember to wash your hands, originally uploaded by Andy Wilkes.

Wanted

2007-07-26T02:00:00.001+01:00

Wanted
Originally uploaded by Andy Wilkes

I had a dream...

2007-07-19T14:52:00.000+01:00

606

Spurs v Liverpool.

All we need to do is draw and we are the champions. I go to the pub to watch it, the place is packed with people eager to see if we can do it. You can see how tense the players faces look, its like the world cup final, the hairs on my neck are standing up, i cant watch.
Despite the nerves we create the better chances, theres a scramble in the box i am sure we have scored but no it didnt cross the line, then Berbatov off the bar, Jol looks at the floor biting his teeth together then starts willign us on.
The game is too tight its surley going to finsh 0-0, then a mistake by Zokora in the middle, the ball falls striaght to Gerrard who plays in Torres one on one, round Robinson, NOOOO!
Goal, Silence.... everyone just stands their speachless, even the commentator and Liverpool fans feel for us. Jol looks to the sky. My heart is in my mouth then i wake in a sweat.
Well i did tell you it was a dream, my stupid brain!

606 BBC Sport - Comment - Debate

b3ta - QOTW - PFFT

2007-07-16T14:08:00.000+01:00

b3ta - QOTW - *PFFT*

not entirely on topic.
but nevertheless a moment that will live on in my heart and mind forever.

a friend of mine and I were stood conversing in my kitchen, when my brother sashayed in and in one almighty belch spoke thusly:

"I'll have a big mac, large fries and a chocolate milkshake please"

and then sashayed out.

I was struck dumb.

I have since attempted to recreate the feat, but the best I have been able to achieve has been a thunderous "SILENCE!"

Read the other entries here - QOTW - *PFFT*
b3ta